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Low Vision Rant

 

I do not like this Microsoft.
I do not like that it is slop.
I would prefer an open source
And I will sing in joyful chorus
When software developers get the drift
That low vision people are caught in a rift.
We like to see things Yes, WE DO.
We like the same fun things as you.
We get mad at stupid stuff
I think I want to blow something up

Would not the world be wonderful
If only Firefox and Chrome would work for us?
If Supernova and Dragon to decided they would design for you.
I say developer set us free!!!!
From Microsoft and tyranny
You have us up the software tree.
We’re stuck up her and can’t come down.
We just want a better way to get around.
The browsers out there are low tech
The ones designed for low vision
HECK out the window they must go!!!!!
Give us liberty or we may blow!!!!

Another thing that peeves us so is software fonts that do not grow.
What the bleeps was Skype not thinking?
Were their developers out all night drinking?
Did they run off to la la land?
Join the circus or form a dead beat band?
Or travel to the U.S.A. find a Fry’s and run away?
Please dear people make it so the fonts in software grow and grow.

Yes, I know this is bad Seuss.
Yes I know I’m writing loose
Kind souls if you would please
Scream and shout for us please!!!!
We might enjoy Incredimail or Thunderbird
Or follow the Google trail.
We are no different from you
We just wanna surf the web and have fun too.

We don’t like head pain so we settle
All those short cuts are helpful too
We love to cut and paste and copy to

And when we end our computer day we like to have energy when we walk away.

I feel a wee bit better now having ranted and shouted so you can think?????

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